Privacy Policy - Software Array

“Privacy Policies: The Terms & Conditions You Swear You’ll Read… Someday”

Let’s face it—privacy policies are like gym memberships. You agree to them with good intentions, skim the top, and then never look back. But hey, we’re not here to bore you with 4,000 words of legalese written by a caffeinated robot. This is Software Array, where we make everything—even data protection—human, funny, and actually useful.

“What We Collect (Besides Compliments on Our Taste in Software)”

Alright, we collect some stuff. Like your name, your email, and occasionally your industry if you’re nice enough to tell us. We don’t stalk—no awkward LinkedIn DMs at 2AM. Just enough info to recommend the best industry-specific software tools so you don’t end up running your motion design agency with a calculator app.

Anecdote time:
One guy told us he was using Excel to edit YouTube videos. We sent him Premiere Pro and a therapist. He’s fine now.

“Cookies? Yes. But Not the Kind You Can Dip in Milk”

Our site uses cookies—not the chewy kind, unfortunately—but the tiny text files that help us remember what you like. We use them to keep your experience smoother than a marketing agency’s pitch deck.

Case study:
One marketing manager cleared all their cookies and our site forgot they loved email software. They had to manually search for tools again. Moral of the story: cookies are your friends. And also, don’t ghost us.

Hook Title: “Sharing Data? Only With Folks We’d Trust With Our Netflix Password”

We only share your data with third parties that help us help you—think email tools, analytics, and tools that keep our website faster than a programmer late on deadlines. No selling. No shady stuff. We’re not that kind of startup.

“Security: Like a Password-Protected Fort… with a Moat”

We take your data security seriously. Like, encrypted, firewall-protected, 2FA-enabled kind of serious. The only breaches we believe in are dance breaks. And even those are password-protected.

“You’re in Control (Like a Project Manager on Caffeine)”

You can opt-out, unsubscribe, or request your data at any time. No guilt trips. No awkward “Are you sure you want to leave us?” popups. Just freedom—like the first day after uninstalling bloatware.

“Kids and Privacy: Because Even Toddlers Don’t Want Spam”

We don’t knowingly collect info from folks under 13. If your 12-year-old is out there looking for SaaS tools for accounting firms… uh, we’re both impressed and a little concerned.

“When Things Change (Because Even Policies Need a Glow-Up)”

We might update this privacy policy from time to time, especially when our lawyers get bored. If something major changes, we’ll notify you. If it’s just a semicolon moving, we’ll let it slide.

“Still Reading? You Deserve a Trophy and a Contact Button”

If you’ve made it this far, you’re either very curious or you’re procrastinating on a project. Either way, we like you. And if you have questions, just hit us up. No bots. No scripts. Just humans who know a lot about the best software by profession and don’t mind making privacy… kind of entertaining.